SAKET GIGI!!!

ari ni teddy saket gigi..well actually gusi yg saket..bkn gigi.. tp tah..gigi yg blkg skali yg merana kesakitan..atas bwh lak tuh..gusi bengkak oh ase nk nanes je tau..saket sgt..bkn drama queen..tp sgt seksa.. tp takpe..ustaz dulu ckp, kalo kte saket..tu menghapuskan dosa2 kecik kte. agaknye da overload kot tangki dosa teddy neh.. siyes..tber2 je saket afta mkn daging.mayb patut salahkan daging.. damn..confirm susah la nk tdo mlm nie. da la saket gigi,sbb kan saket yg teramat,ase nk demam tau. parents teddy takde kat cni..dorg g brunei, so raya aji esok ngan my siblings n my aunt je.. papa mama, i mish u guys, slamat ari raya ma,pa.SELAMAT HARI RAYA AIDILADHA. jgn mkn daging byk sgt. nnt saket gigi.. =P
xoxo
teddybie

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Thursday, November 26, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »

7 reasons why sex is good for you

Reason number one : Sex is a beauty treatment
Scientific tests have shown that a woman who has sexual relations produces big amount of estrogen which makes hair shiny and soft.

Your reason to say : “honey, i dont think the shampoo your using is working. We need to try something else…”

Reason number two : Sex prevents acne
To make love in a soft and relax way reduces the possibilities of suffering from dermatitis and acne.The sweat produced clean pores and makes the skin shine.

Your reason to say : “I’ve read about this scientific facts on how we can naturally clean our pores and makes the skin shine…” then show her this post and cross your finger.If all goes wrong, switch to “you look lovely today..”

Reason number three : Sex is way better than jogging
Sex is one of the most safest sports. It strengthens and tonifies all body muscles. It is more enjoyable than doing 20 lapses in the pool (wheres the fun in that by the way?) And you dont need special shoes.

Your reason to say : “Gym membership is to expansive.Lets cut down our expanses and work something out”

Reason number four : Sex cure stress
Sex is an instantaneous cure against depression. It frees endorphins in the blood flow, creating a state of euphoria and leave us with the feeling of well-being.

Your reason to say : “You look a little stressed up..let me help you out..”

Reason number five : Sex leads to more sex
The more we make love the more we have the capacity to do more.A body sexually releases a higher amount of pheromone. This subtle aroma excites the opposite sex!

Your reason to say : “practice makes perfect”

Reason number five : Sex can put you down (in a good way)
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world.Its 10 times more efficient than valium.

My reason to say : ‘not applicable to animals’

Reason number five : Sex is dental care
To kiss everyday is to avoid the dentist(boy i hate goin there). Kisses aid saliva in cleaning teeth and lowers the quantity of acids causing enamel weakening.

Your reason to say : “Its either this or you’re going to the dentist”

Reason number six : Sex relieves headaches
Each time we make love,it releases the tension in brain’s valuable veins

Your reason to say : “you dont need aspirin or panadol…”

Reason number seven : Sex is a natural antihistaminic
To make love a lot can heal nasal congestion. It helps fight asthma and spring allergies

Your reason to say : “I have asthma. If you love me,you can help me..”

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In Love!!!



OMG..sangat cute okey..teddy nk anak cam dia ni ahhhh!!




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Saturday, October 10, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »

Goodbye

yea! final exam sudah bye2.. means? final sem sudah bye2 jugak.. means? berangkat la teddy balek ke tanah air.. cewah.. sabtu ni blk kch da. ta dtg semenanjong wat sementara waktu.. hehe.. i'll be back! for convo n ada laaaa.. gonna mish my fwens kat cni.. hehe..specially budak bucuk mira tu yerr.. my classmate, "the bunch of retard". lol. korang mmg sengal..hahaa.. damn gonna miss all the memories kat cni..zaman2 mule2 masok mmu..WTF..hahaa..shhh~ ttp2 cite.. biar la jd kenangan.. hehe..bad memories n some makhlok tuhan ittew teddy malas nk ingat..nyemak..

 teddy ngan roomate, kuzai
kepada guard2 EP hahaa.. gonna mish betekekak ngan korang sebok mtk ID and kerek nk jd polis wannabe, macik2 cleaner, gonna mish hempas2 pintu ngan uolls..coz korang memekak d pagi hari..lol..trime kaseh kerana mengemas ruma kami..walaupon da mmg tu keje anda kan.ta lupa juga mamak dpn yg sgt friendly and wat nasi grg ayam sedap! i loike.. 












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mamak ujung ta besh..owner kenja!! omg!! omg!! lupe nk cite..ari tu boleh lak dia mtk no tepon teddy..OMG..mule2 camni taw, just sembang2 ksg jer..pastu dia tny teddy ada g melaka raya tak last week..he mean tpt clubbing la..teddy ckp takde la time tu kat kch g kot..dia ckp dia nmpk teddy, panggey2 ta dgr, mane nk dgr, org len. * dia nk ckp dia g clubbing ar tuh~ peh..tuiii~*..selepas ittew~
Mamak bajet macho: ko bg no kat abg.. 
Me: what? pesal lak? *muke blur*
Mamak bajet macho la sgt!: bg jer *wat muke rase kacak sambil bg ketas n pen tok order, then blah amek order*
Me: *aku da la lapar ni..ko nk wat2 drama plak, nk sgt..haa..bg no sukati..rase kan*

**beberape minit kemudian**

Mamak gatal aka kenja: ada mizkol?
Me: ade2
Mamak bongok: *sengeh2 muke puas ati wtf* okok..good~

teddy da bengang, da ade bini pon lagi mau gatal, mentang2 bini dia takde minggu ni..mane tah pegi..teddy lapar lak kan, ble lalu meja teddy mesti dia ketok2 ckp smtg..ape tah dia ckp teddy ta dgr, ignore je..booddoooowww..ishh..da tu kan..ns grg daging teddy ta siap2, da lame kot.. 
dengan konon romantika dia ckp," iteeww daging arr tgh rebus lagi...."
teddy da so hot to the max da,tp leh ctrl g, " lah..burger je la", tros g baya, ade order burger gak td.
dia rasa kacak," lagi  30 min dtg arrr..."
teddy sengeh je.tros blah..selepas kejadian itu..teddy takot nk g sane mahu pon lalu..lol..

         xoxo,
teddybie

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Thursday, October 1, 2009 Posted in | , , | 0 Comments »

Earthquake!!


OMG td earthquake..dlm kol 4 ke 5 ptg camtu kot..teddy ingat katil teddy kena goyang "ehem2". hahaa..ye la maklom la petang2..siyes!! katil ase cam lembut je kena goyang..i mean, beti tu ase lembut..kena goyang cam jelly.. rupa2 nye, my roomate pon rase. cek kat fb, ramai komen sal kejadian petang td kot.ingat mainan perasaan teddy je..takot!! 2 kali kot. alhamdulillah takde ape2, takde kerobohan d laporkan. mama teddy ckp maybe tempias dr Jawa kot. coz beberape hari lepas ada gempa bumi d sane. umah teddy sane layan chl indosiar..lol. ade teddy tgk status kawan2, ckp dr melaka sampai bangi leh rase..yeke? not sure..mintak2 takde ape serious la kan. sekian saja, saya Amal melaporkan untuk Tv 99. wek.

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »

Sigh

Dear Heart,

Please wait a lil longer, and everything gonna be okey.

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Monday, September 28, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »

kenah oh?

kenak oh..mun kta ada sik nyaman nyawa about something eh..
mesti benda ya mudah nak jadi..
tp nak mun good feeling about something nak..susah kit nk happen..
pahal oh..?
mun nak jaik..sik gney2 jak nya nk happen..
p mun nk bagus..arum bulak betaun br nya jadi,mun sik give up la nak....
itok mek aie..
tension palak mek mekey.
kadang2 eyh.simple wishes pun susah nk dapat.
salah sapa kah? salah kamek ka mengaharap?
bkn ngarap menda pelik2..
just some happy moment jak bah..ya jak..
susah gilak ka? 
kenak mun something nk d maok kita gilak2 eh..
mesti ada jak halangan..pahal pahal pahal!!!
takdir sengaja kah nyuruh jd gitok?
fuck eyh..
kenak takdir saja nyuruh ta susah b4 nk dapat real good things?
kenak? kenak sik leh ka nya trus give it to our face?
oh noo..!!
 sik nya maok koh..tp nak..coba la fucked up things happen..
kinek2 nya nyuak ke muka kta..wtf..pahal oh!!!
da la..fucked up gila asa eh..
kin byk mek nulis kin tah apa2 mek ngerecho..
i just wat my lil wishes come true.
just lil wish
=(

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Saturday, September 26, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »

Saya takut

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Selamat Hari Raya!!


Selamat Hari Raya
maaf zahir dan batin

maaf la jika ada terkasar bahasa, tesinggung ngan gurauan kami, or ade menda ta puas ati ke..lupekan je eyh..tamo gado2 eyh...ehehe.. 0 - 0 tau. nnt raye jemput la datang ke rumah..ngee~ 

Ikhlas dari,
Teddy and family


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Saturday, September 19, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »

All in one

hye..ta mnyempat2 nk update blog since balek aritu.. on9 fb bleh lak kan..hahaa.. so..selama 10 hari sudah d tanah air.. ehehe.ada la mcm2 menda teddy wat tok ilangkan bosan.. yer..teddy ta kua memane..ngah pokai..haha..takde menda nk wat..golek2 je..hehe..ada la tlg2 kemas2 umah, jd part time maid.haha..tp takde gaji lah.ada ritu mtk mama belikan pill diet..dulu teddy amek diet pills b4 pose..pastu stop..ni kire n amek balek..tp mama ta kasik da.dia ckp ta elok, doc yg recommend amek pil tu da ckp da pill tu byk side effect,tp nk kuwus nye pasalkan.tp ni da stop da..da nmpk effect dia good n bad la..where the good part is tedy trn almost 8kg in 2 weeks..lol.tp still flabby coz takde exercise, tp the bad part is,takleh tido malam untuk beberapa hari, sentiasa haus,kulit kering..lips sume kopek2, salu ase nervous n salu badan salu gigil..ye la..ta mkn makanan yg memberi tenaga,like nasi ape sume tu,mmg la gigil badan,tp ttp troskan coz nk kuwus gak! msk 2nd week amek pill tu,da ok da..cume salu haus n kdg2 bdn gigil, tp teddy ignore je,thot mmg effect dia camtu, time bln posa teddy stop la..coz asek haus je da la pose.kebetulan pill tu da abes.plan pas pose cont balek la amek kan.tu la kesahnye tedy mtk mama belikan pill tu balek ..pastu mama ckp nk suh msk satu program nie..tp dia tanak gtaw lu..dia ckp tgg je..ape yer? g gym ke? poco-poco ke? hahaaa


041009:
arini ase nk mam cucur udang...br je nk goreng..mama suh kemas2..sat g ada org nk dtg explain sal prog yg my mom ckp kan tu..rupenye kwn my parents gak..n dorg promote product kesihatan: HerbalLife. hehe..so da explain sume2..teddy dpt taw..my weight naek agak banyak..hampir same ngan weight yg trn.wtf.sia2 saje..so bla bla bla (malas nk cite sal product tu lu..tgg bekesan lu br cite),kirenye tedy agree la nk try product tu..tak agree pon mama mesti pakse gak..haha..tp ni mmg ngan rela hati nye la try product tu..dia minum2 je..takde ape sgt..so ok la tu..yg tatahan nye..aunty tu ckp product ni ada wat weight loss challenge..leh dpt duet..teddy segan kot.lam pale da pk mcm "the biggest loser" tu ke? msk tv nmpk lemak2..OMG tanak..tp mama support2 g suh g..tedy ye kan je..so aunty ckp nnt isnin mlm dtg kat herbalife nye health centre.so da bincang2 sume da explain sume..org tu pon balek..teddy cam semangat gak la nk kuwus..pastu g dapo..tgk cucur lom grg g..so g la grg.byk ohh..da la sdp..hahaa..tros lupe nk kuwus..esok2 la..hahaha


051009:
tbe2 trase nk wat muffin lak..rajen la pulok..g la wat..bahan2 pun sume ade..so try la wat..ikot ada satu resipi tgk kat internet..cam simple je bhan2 dia..ta byk..tp cam aneh lak simple sgt..tp wat gk..tp teddy adjust2 sket..tmbh2 choco chip, coco crunch and strawberry chocolate. saje testing.wat dua tray je.
tp kannn..time ptg kat kch salu ujan..ye la..yang angin taufan tu kan..nk jadi kan citee~ tgh2 muffin lam oven and da halfway da. tibe2 BLACKOUT!! OMG.. la pakai electric oven..kali pakai api nye takpe gak..ades..tgn nk kembang kotttt..papa ckp takpe..oven tu panas..takde la dia flat balek kot..teddy pon lega la dgr..sbb tgk besi pemanas lom oven tu pun merah lagi..its a good sign la kan..so biar la kejap..g lepak2 kat dpn jap..ta lame pastu letrik ada balek da..so muffin cont la blk kan.dia kn ada timer..so teddy biar je la..
sat g..papa ckp muffin berasap! teddy taw papa men2 je tuh..wek..g dapur tgk takde pon berasp..saje je wat gimmik..pastu bkk oven..tgk........~~burn baby burn!! oven tu reset..wtf..flat da muffin tu..cis..hangus pulak!


tp naseb hangus atas je..bawah dia still selamat tok d makan.hehe..da test da..sedap!! tp manis sgt..haha.. takpe2..so try 2nd try lak..kali ni jage baek2.ish2..sengal tol~YASH!! dia kembang ngan gembira nya..hehee..tp tak kembang sgt la.still sgt suke..hahaa.. ni baru layan makan.. cara makan mufin ni ialah minum ngan air ksg je..manis sgt..hahaa..mane nk kuws ni teddy? sume nk menggemokkan aje..haha..takpe2..lps mlm ni da takleh mkn sdp2 da..wek~!

kol 730 camtu grk g health cntr.ada seminar sal product tu and nk register for weight challenge..takde la cam biggest loser tu kne msk tv ape sume..haha..tp still ada ukur2 badan timbang brt sume la.malu gak..kna snap2 pict..haha..tak lame jap je..seminar tu lam sejam je..explain sume2 tu..ape kena wat n camne nk diet ngan betok..pastu..balek da~

061009:
ari ni agak annoying my cat, phie chan beseng pepagi bute..melalak dpn pintu..pehal tak..ish2.whole da lak tu..gler attention seeker..nk branak ke? da ltk lam kotak sume pon tamo gak..kua balek..da bg mkn pon melalak g..skt ker? tgk elok je..dia jarang kua suare.tp ari ni memekak aje keje dia..ish..da lwt ptg sket teddy da tension..ye la..meow2..mane org g stu la dia dok gesel2 kaki..silap2 jatok tegolek kang org haa~
teddy bajet dia nk branak.dia dia nye symptom2 tu.haha..
◄so teddy pon ltk dia lam kotak.pstu teman dia..tgg dia branak la.. uwot2 pewot dia..br dia dok diam..agk nye nk org temankn la tu~  air ape tah tu ta pecah agi..so bby lom agi nk kua ar tu..lame gak org tunggu taw..dia lak dok pusing2 kotak..kotak tu cam kecik..teddy ingat dia rimas..sbb kotak tu kotak air mineral botol besa tu jer.teddy amek satu g kotak yg same n wat lobang kat tgh n combine kan..so besa la sket kan..tp dia still pusing2 lam kotak tu..saket sgt kot pweot dia..pastu teddy ttp kotak tu..br dia dok diam2.agaknye dia nk gelap pon..br ase selamat..so teddy biar kan la dia dok lam kotak tu..from time to time cek la gak..tgk da ke lom..air cam da peceh.jap g kua la bby dia~after an hour camtu g cek ad dgr baby dia..g ushar..ada dua eko!! aww..our new family member.welcome babies!! betambah la kanak2 kat umah ni..haha..awl pagi esoknye..ada sekor g kua..kaler campur2..hehe.. cute!! suke kitten..!!





anak2 piphie yang b4 ni da besar sket da..tp sume kaler tompok2..ish2..sape la ayah dia yer~ni si gedik neh..suke gesel2 kat kaki org..annoying gler..slalu kot nk tegolek nk ngelak dia..cis~ni name dia ta sure..bibi kot


yg ni cam papa dia..muke cam same lak..haha..pastu gedik gak..suke hancurkan barang2 elektronik.mouse earphone sume lah..mmg dia nk kunyah sampai lunyai..ish2..ape tah name dia..my sis la bg..bobo kot nama dia.ada seko g..tp tu jrg msk uma..penakut....kucen uma teddy 4 hotties sekor je hero dia..haha..






ni ayim a.k.a mem besar..dia dok uma je..dia tdo lam umah..keje dia sentiasa tdo..tatw ape yg penat sgt..tp dia mmg suke tdo tak kire tempat..kucen2 laen,mlm lepak luar.dia special sket..lol..sbb dia pembeseh sket..pastu dia ta begaul ngan kuceng2 laen..plus dia takleh branak..coz ada insiden berlaku..ewah..malas nk cite..




071009 - 081009:
ari ni jd driver je..anta and amek geng bas skolah.wah.ta besh kena mangon awl pagi same cam nk skolah gak..ahahaa..nnt cite2 lagi k..daaa~

- xoxo teddybie -





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Thursday, September 10, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »

Dugaan~


bengang lah!! ni yg nk carut nehhhh..da la puase neh..
patut nye ari ni teddy ada exam..yg sepatutnye esok mlm..
tp esok teddy nk g KL.last week..da g taw lect nk balek rabu..
dia ckp okey..so dtg la bilik dia ari ni..kol 2 td..
coz consultation hours dia kol 2pm - 4pm
da sampai bilik dia, dia nk kua..ada hal..hurm
dia suh dtg kol 3..okeh..kol 3 yer..~
penat neh..puase..panas gler lak kan..
sabar2~dugaan~

so teddy balek..usha2 pizza hut on9..
nk mkn pizza!!! wuuu~
jap je da kol 3..tgg dia dpn bilik..
mane tah dia..takde lam bilik..
bler da sampai..jumpe la dia..ckp nk amek exam..
da ddk dpn dia..dia cek2 pc dia..
"ok..mlm ni la exam..kol 8.30 mlm ..bla bla.."
what da ****~!!!!! asal la ta gtaw td2..
penat kottttt~~!!! ni nk ngamok..so blah la kan..
g kedai print..nk print tuto..da la slow na keje~
taknak mahal lak kn..satu paper 20sen..
25 da 5bux..waddahylll~
salu 10sen je per paper..
aish..lagi tambah PANAS nehhh..
so balek la ngan tuto 5 hengget...peloh2

pastu otw balek umah..ada plak AKON ni dok pandang2..
pehal tah..nk kena maki kot..wat bodo je..tahan sabar nehh..
ngan muke bengang..jln gak tgh panas.
pastu AKON ni pandang2 lagii..
pe tah kat muke ni ta dpt nk lepas pandang..
wait for ittt...wait for ittt~~~ 
skali g dia pandang..
"WHAT DA FARK??"
tekejot kaw~ terus dia sorry2..haa kaw..kan da kene.
aku da tengah panas ni..ko nk ushar2 camtu plak kan~
weee~ mkn pizza..huraaahhH!!!  
bebuka saye ngan pizza..terlepas gak hajat..
lame da ngidam..tp ta bkesempatan nk g mkn..
hehee..da..teddy ta mara da.. heee~~


 

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Tuesday, September 8, 2009 Posted in | , , | 3 Comments »

Im Sorry

im soooooo f-kin sad taw. raye tak leh balek..sbb cam bazir je..coz pas raye kena dtg blk mlk..ada final exam on 1st october. kalo balek neh.. kire da kena beli 2 return tickets. equal to 4 tiket oh..hurm.. pas exam tros balek..cam bazir je kan.kalo pas raye je balek just 1 je tiket.saving sket.. g pon mama nk dtg pas teddy exam..

teddy nak sangat balek..tp teddy ta sampai ati nk susah kan my parents kua blanje banyak2.. on phn ngan mama..teddy ckp nk balek kalo ade tiket murah..mama ckp tgk la dulu..mama letak,usha tiket jap.teddy pon usha gak.cam mahal2 lak..like 150+...ada 300+ pun ade..ingat nk carik below 100 sbb nk li 4 tiket kot.ade yg murah pon da dkt sgt ngan exam.urm.teddy ase cam byk sgt lak blanje nnt..teddy decided tanak balek..

mule2 teddy cam ok je,pastu papa call..lembut je dia tny..camne raye..? teddy ckp tiket mahal..ta balek la kot..pastu dia cam pujuk, dia ckp takpe.ade nye tiket murah,takpe la kalo mahal sket..teddy sedeh dgr dia ckp camtu, papa was trying his best tok pujuk teddy..teharu sgt and teddy takleh bayang nnt raye camne..tak ngan dorg..pastu teddy nanes..takleh thn.. ='( pastu papa ckp jgn nanes, nnt balek..makin teddy nanes taw...da abes ckp..teddy still emosi agii..

ta lame pastu, mama lak call..mama ckp tiket mahal, ade murah,tp dkt sgt ngan exam dah..bincang2 sume,teddy ckp takpe la tayah balek (suara da sedeh coz td nanaes)..mama ckp..takpe la mahal sket..balek je la..teddy tamo susah2 kn dia..teddy still bekeras ckp tamo balek,pastu teddy ternanes sbb sedeh sbb wat mama wisau.sedeh gak sbb takleh balek n be with my family raye nanti.pastu ternanes g..bkn nk wat dia ase besalah..just teddy takleh ctrl my emotion. =( sorry mama xsengaja...mama mrh sbb dia ingat teddy majok n kecik ati,teddy ta majok..just sedeh and pasrah je..teddy try pujuk dia,teddy ckp tayah balek je la,takpe la thn ni raye cni..sambil nanes2..takleh ctrl kot..pastu mama bengang, mula tinggi kan suara tp still ctrl coz dia taw, takleh kot tinggi2 suara ngan teddy..no bkn manje tp sensitif sgt,teddy still tamo dgr ckp dia.tu dia geram.mama tros hung up.. teddy taw dia marah sbb dia tension, dia pon nk teddy balek..i knw she also want me to b with the family time raye.dia sanggup bazir duit just for me to spent couple of days with my family time raye. tp teddy tamo susah kan dia..tamo susah kan sape2.. ='(

teddy ta penah ta celeb raye ngan family..teddy ta biase dok umah org..ta suke act..ta selesa..tp nk wat camne kn..pas mama letak..teddy ignore sume calls..papa mama call byk2 kali, pka my lil sis pon call gak..i was so fucking sad!! teddy nanes2 sampai puas.. pas okey sket..br teddy txt my parents.

"boh bingong ngan kamek k. xpa mek raya ctok,alang2 gilak kmk balit.sorry suh ktk susah ati.im going to b fine here.boh susah book tiket raya k."
(pls dont worry about me k. its okey raya cni.alang2 sgt nk balek.sorry wat mama/papa susah ati. im going to b fine here. tayah susah2 book tiket raya k.)

tak lame pastu mama call..dia ckp betol tamo balek? kali ni dia ckp lembut2..teddy ckp ye..teddy try pujuk dia. teddy tamo dia wisau. teddy ckp kang leceh nk g airport sume coz my parents agkt yg salu amek teddy everytime teddy dtg cni,keta dorg kena curik.tanak susah kan dorg lak kan..so da bg mcm2 alasan..mama pon tamo pjg2 kan cite.dia okey je..im glad she did..tamo dia sedeh2 lg.tamo dia susah ati lagi.. =( takpe la.. raye ni je jaoh dr family..g pon this will b my year kat cni..bile lagi nk marase raya kat cni kan.. =) hope im doin okey nnt..I LOVE U MAMA..LOVE U PAPA. im sory =(

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Wednesday, August 26, 2009 Posted in | , | 0 Comments »

Lapar


ari ni teddy mangon awal..takde class pon..bosan je..
teddy mangon sbb lapar..nk mkn kat cek shima..
ngidam neh haaa..

takde idea sebenarnye nk tulis ape..
nk capab pict jek act~

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Monday, August 17, 2009 Posted in | | 0 Comments »